God, Guns & Gays vs. Diablos, Dildos for Derringers & Dingleberries

We should consider replacing the battery power between American womens’ legs with fire power on their hips.  Power is the ultimate aphrodesiac.  It would certainly reduce domestic violence and increase American women’s birth rates so that we could begin diversifying everybody else’s countries with family exports instead of having all of them just diversify our own.  We wouldn’t need immigrants to fill jobs.  Besides, who knows how much dildo use has led men to get intimidated to the point where many now need Viagra to get in the mood.  Men should not have to compete with divorce aids that exceed the geometrical dimentions of their femurs.

I’m considering discussing divorce aids and my plans for a “DerrIngers for Dildos” policy to put guns in American women’s hands instead of divorce aids.  http://www.amderringer.com/first.html

Presently, when a criminal is arrested for a weapons crime, the prosecutors seek orders to destroy those weapons.  What a waste!  Put our criminal prisoners to work modifying those guns to be smart-guns that can only be fired when the female owner is holding it so that children don’t hurt themselves and so that criminals can’t use them (unless they use the woman’s hand).  When a women turns in her stash of divorce aids, then give her a free gun to defend America when the jihadists follow us home.

I may discuss the historical fact that before there were Nazi doctors, there were divorce aid doctors who used these divorce aids to “treat” “hysterical” women.  Is there an etymological connection between hysterical and hysterectomy?  Yes.
http://www.dailycal.org/article/9535/sex_on_tuesday_history_69

I may also call attention to the fact that one of the biggest commercial frauds is that divorce aids market themselves as being for “novelty purposes only” so that they can avoid all consumer safety inspections; yet ,they then go to court and claim they have a 1st Amendment so called right to privacy to abuse their bodies.  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19333870/page/2/ Who knows what toxic chemicals these women are inserting into the most intimate areas of their bodies and how many men chase children because they can not find comfort from an adult women.

Ezekiel noted women made male images and committed whoredom with them just before their 70 years of slavery, and Bertrand of Worms implored women to set aside their divorce aids about a generation before the crusades began. (I’m still looking for the cite on Bertrand (sp?) of Worms).

Jeremiah 3:9: And it came to pass through the lightness of her whoredom, that she defiled the land, and committed adultery with stones and with stocks.

Ezekiel 16:17 (Whole Chapter)
Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them.

Ezekiel 16:26 (Whole Chapter)
Thou hast also committed fornication with the Egyptians thy neighbours, great of flesh; and hast increased thy whoredoms, to provoke me to anger.

(That last one did not sound like  a ringing endorsement for Jungle Fever to me.  Maybe that should go into the self-determination segregation section).

The History Channel produced a series on the History of Sex where Berchard of Worms implored European women to put aside their divorce aids about a half century before the Crusades began.  http://64.233.169.104/search?q=cache:5BS6Jbq93H8J:files.meetup.com/262110/Burchard%2520of%2520Worms%27s%2520Corrector.txt+%22John+R.+Shinners%22&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=8&gl=us&ie=UTF-8

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2005/is_1_38/ai_n6234790/pg_4

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burchard_of_Worms

By giving our soccor moms guns, they will be better able to take out the suicide bombers once they start following us home.  Isn’t that what the republicans are saying will happen if the deomcrats get elected and even dare to withdraw our troops from Iraq prematurely?

So, maybe we need a whole army of Sen. Hillary Clinton styled Annie Oakleys?  Didn’t Sen. Obama recently say that one would think she was Annie Oakley or something.

If the Derrengers for Dildos idea doesn’t get me an invite to John Stewart’s Comedy Central or the Colbert bump, I’m not sure what will.