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Tony Hvfvgpd Zirkle for Congress
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What's my 2nd middle name mean?  That's a mystery, wrapped in an enigma and couched in a riddle.  Whoever gets it first and e-mails me the answer gets to shred the first Penthouse ever published. In part, the lack of vowels is a protest from the last 6 campaigns where everyone has run from debating me publicly.  A former St. Joseph County Republican chairman once called me "The best kept secret in St. Joseph County."  We'll never know if I'm ready for prime time until someone steps up to debate me.  Democrats Dvorak and Donnelly refused to debate me unless I won the primaries, and Republicans Toth and Chocola refused to debate me even in the primary.

January 2008 clue:  The 2nd v stands for "versus."

February 2008 clue:  The third letter, f, was inspired by South Bend Tribune columnist, Jack Colwell.

March 2008 clue:  The first two letters are derived from what Bill O'Reilly allegedly said does not exist.  Kokomo Tribune political staff write Scott Smith was the first to solve the first two letters.

In April, another Republican candidate's campaign chairman figured it out.

Homeless Vet Fluke vs. the Great Porn Dragon - I'm going to get burned now!  Let the public Zirkel reputation burning begin.